Timothée, a filmmaker with the ego of Spielberg and the talent of Tommy Wiseau, is currently shooting his update of MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE on a budget of three bags of Lays chips. But before wrapping up yet another great scene, a man walks into the image and spoils the whole shot. That man is Stéphane, a… Continue reading STEPHANE
Section: Born After Armageddon
ONE-PERCENTER
Big action star Takuma Toshiro has succeeded in riling up the whole profession against him by declaring that cinematographic fights should be closer to reality than these choreographed ballets, where shrimps without talent tickle each other with foam swords. After a ten-year hiatus, Takuma is attempting a comeback with a very personal project, a straight-up… Continue reading ONE-PERCENTER
ALIENOID
Brace yourselves, ‘cause describing this film is like discussing atom splitting with a drunk Fin. So, here we go: after a war of the planets on the other side of the galaxy, the alien winners decide to imprison their opponents on a poorly developed rock called Earth, more precisely in the puny minds of the… Continue reading ALIENOID
THE LONELIEST BOY IN THE WORLD
Overprotected by his mother, socially autistic Oliver spends his time watching episodes of Alf in his candy-colored house. But when his mother accidentally ends up impaled on a garden gnome, his little world falls apart. He now feels completely and utterly alone, with no family or friends. Just Alf and an overzealous social worker who… Continue reading THE LONELIEST BOY IN THE WORLD
THE POPE’S EXORCIST
It’s 1987 Anno Domini and the Vatican is in the midst of a crisis. On the one hand, young bling-bling prelates – more Madonna than Francis of Assisi – are trying to dust off the crumbling image of the Church by downgrading positions such as the one of Father Gabriele Amorth, the official exorcist of… Continue reading THE POPE’S EXORCIST
Born After Armageddon
If you’re born after the release of ARMAGEDDON (1998) Wanna break out in a cold sweat long before the exam period? Easy! Just come with your ID to the BIFFF on Wednesday April 12 and, if you’re between 18 and 25, all screenings are free! Gratuit, gratis tasuta, ilmaiseksi, falas, kostenlos, слободен, khulula, maimaim-poana, ücretsiz!!… Continue reading Born After Armageddon