SPERMAGEDDON (2025)

Meet Jens, a young teenager a bit too heavily into STAR WARS and video games. Sexual activity? None whatsoever. That is, until one bucolic weekend, when he is reunited with his summer love, Lisa… Deep within his Death Stars – guys, admit you’re giving them nicknames too! – his little soldiers go nuts. After years of intensive preparations it’s their time to shine, in this glorious thrust that may take their lives… It’s Spermageddon Time!! It’s a bold, ballsy idea to take a banal ejaculation to FURIOSA levels of blood-curdling spectacle but if there’s one wanker who’s wacky and talented enough to pull it off, it’s our friend Tommy Wirkola (DEAD SNOW, SEVEN SISTERS)! Hard on, you Crazy Diamond!